I have been saving a gift certificate to The Ranch (a very expensive, fancy restaurant) for some time now. We have been waiting for the best time to use it and it occurred to me that exposing a mullet to the upper echelons of society should make for an entertaining Valentine’s evening with Bonnie. I must say, the mullet did not disappoint. The initial stares we some of the best yet, from open-mouthed gawking to indignant disbelief to continuous awkward glances (that we made more awkward by me catching them hehehe). I was surprised at how uncontrolled this composed and dignified segment of society could be. Before the mullet is cut I hope to make a few more forays into this world as it is clearly the place where a mullet least belongs, unless it is a “Sophistamullet.”

My beautiful, sexy Valentine

Contemplating how to take advantage of the lower classes...

Two years with the best woman on earth...

Thats right, you know whats gonna happen later tonight.

A little fun on the way out.