Today wasn’t too eventful… until Bonnie (my wife) discovered that when I shook my head side to side the mullet took on a 3rd dimension. This led to some fun with a fro pick and the Neck Fro was born: the most hideous mullet yet! Bonnie was dry-heaving every time she looked at me but I forced her to take some pictures… I did not want to deprive the world of something like this. To borrow Bonnie’s words “It was so ugly I couldn’t tear my eyes away.”

The Neck Fro speaks for itself...

The closer you get the better it looks...

Tell me you wouldn't look twice if you saw this bounce past... I think I've found my new conversation starter!