So, after almost a week since being mulleted I have noticed some measurable changes in my skills and abilities. One theory is that once cut, the mullet grows tentacles into the brain and slowly takes control of the body. For example, I always wondered about mulleted men and their fascination with guns but I have found that in a very short period of time I have become very proficient at gunplay. At Laser Quest last night I got a high score with very little effort on AREA 51 and also won both Laser Quest games by a very large margin (see photos). In contrast with my last attempt at shooting a gun, where I shot 6 bullets at a pop can 15 feet away and missed every time, this is a very big improvement. It will be interesting to see what else the mullet effect has in store for me… maybe I will develop an affinity for possum.

The Mullet Effect in action... (I decided to go curly that day)

That's me, Mud Flap. Needless to say my team won.

No big deal... just the best with a Laser.

These are the kind of things that you want to keep around just in case someone starts trash talkin.