It has been three days now since I was mulleted and I still am scared by my own reflection. I am very surprised at how many people still take me seriously with this ridiculous hair. In fact, I sold a large amount of shoes today at Campers Village without anyone laughing or even snickering. Once I pretended to walk into the storage room and then snuck a look at the customers and they were not even smiling and whispering to each other. It scares me that I might have to take more drastic measures to get the word out about the Shave for the Brave. Doesn’t anyone want to ask how I can stand having a small rodent living on my neck?

Our friends Warren and Rachel Lippit (and their snowman Charlie) brave touching the "Kentucky Waterfall"