One thing I have noticed in only 5 hours of having a mullet is how unashamedly everyone gawks at you. They all try and look uninterested when you meet their gaze but as soon as your back is turned you can feel their eyes on you again. This leads me to the first mullet discovery: There is nothing more repulsive yet attractive then a mullet. People try to hide their eyes yet they can not look away…

Caitlyn, making all the proper measurements. A mullet is not something you can just rush right into.

"Is it hideous enough? Yeah I think so..."

And so it begins...

Profile view... Love the cut over the ears, it really brings it all together.

MC College a great place to learn... how to cut mullets! Thanks Girls!

First test of mullet potency: Keep the attention of 400 Jr. Higher's for 10 mins, check!